Thursday, Feb. 14, 10 p.m. to 2 a.m.
Love Fest: The One Love Massive Relaunch

Chez Billy, 3815 Georgia Ave., NW

There's no shame in being single on Valentine's Day, at least at this party, where there'll be no time for slow dancing. Join the the crew at One Love Massive as they relaunch their epic party series.

Deal Nearby: Camino Real



Friday, Feb. 15, 7:30 p.m. to 9 p.m.
You, Me, Them, Everybody Live

The Wonderland Ballroom, 1101 Kenyon, NW

Come watch your Scoutmob DC editor try not to say something embarrassing at this live talk-show experience, hosted by DC personality Brandon Wetherbee. Plus, the show is just $5. (If you do throw tomatoes, she prefers the heirloom variety, thanksverymuch.)

Deal Nearby: El Pollo Sabroso



Friday, Feb. 15, 8 p.m.
The Convert

Woolly Mammoth, 641 D St., NW

Get a load of this new show at one of DC's most progressive theater companies and Pay-What-You-Can while you're at it. That's right, not matter if you have $10 to spare of full ticket price, tonight, theater's for everyone. Just remember to get there early. Lines for these events tend to start around 5:30 p.m.

Deal Nearby: Mehak



Saturday, Feb. 16, 8 p.m. to 11 p.m.
OJBG Premiere & Bon Voyage Party

Artisphere, 1101 Wilson Blvd., Arlington, Va.

Local web series, Orange Juice in Bishop's Gardens is coming to an end after six seasons. Don't miss the premiere of the last episode at this blow-out and don't fret if you've yet to watch the series. They'll be plenty of time for a marathon this Sunday. Plus, they'll be give-aways, live music and all kinds of other fun stuff. Don't miss it.

Deal Nearby: Sushi Rock



Saturday, Feb. 16, 8 p.m.
SpeakeasyDC's Sucker for Love

Dance Place, 3225 8th St., NE

You thought Valentine's Day was just 24 hours? Nope. Still going. But at least now we're talking less about construction paper hearts and more about true stories of romance, infatuation, relationships and sex. Tickets are $25. And stick around afterward for a dance party.



Saturday, Feb. 16, 10 a.m. to 8 p.m.
The Loving Market

Epic Yoga DC, 1323 Connecticut Ave., NW

Get to this pop-up shop and auction of arts and crafts that were all made with love. If you come in the evening, you'll even find an evening cocktail reception, featuring love bies, love potions and love songs.

Deal Nearby: Pizza No. 17



Saturday, Feb. 16, 10 p.m. to 3 a.m.
Fatback : The Last Bite

Liv Nightclub, 2001 11th St., NW

Eek! The Fatback DJs are going on a diet. That is, after this month, they'll no longer regularly convene for their funky, unique parties. So? Catch 'em while you can. Cover is $10.

Deal Nearby: Tap + Parlour