Tuesday, Jan. 7, 6 p.m. to 8 p.m.
Dizzy Miss Lizzie's Roadside Revue

Kennedy Center Millenium State, 2700 F St., NW

A local troupe like no other, this group of raucous individuals mixes theater, vaudeville, rock 'n roll and punk in its latest show. Did we mention it's totally free?

Tuesday, Jan. 8, 6:30 p.m. (doors), 8 p.m. (show)
Beer, Balls and Boners: Stories About Man Things

Town Danceboutique, 2009 8th St, NW

SpeakeasyDC has us at "boners." Seriously, this is one night of storytelling we definitely won't be missing. Tickets are $15 online.

Deal Nearby: Tap + Parlour

Wednesday, Jan. 9, 5 p.m. to 9 p.m.
Corcoran Uncorked

Corcoran Gallery, 500 17th St., NW

The latest addition to the museum after hours scene, Uncorked is kicking off this night and will feature everything from a cookbook signing to a film festival. Get ready. Tickets are $15.

Wednesday, Jan. 9, 6 p.m. to 9 p.m.
WCP's Best of DC Voting Party

Penn Social, 801 E St., NW

Is time really going this fast? If feels like this just happened... Well, whatever, Washington City Paper is back to decide the Best of DC again and it's kicking off this night with a voting party. Plus, there's free admission and drank between 6 p.m. and 7 p.m..

Thursday, Jan. 10, 6 p.m. to 9 p.m.
DJs in the Sculpture Garden: Spin, Cut & Groove

The National Gallery Sculpture Garden Skatin' Rink, 7th + Constitution Ave., NW

Triple lutz your way around this awesome ice rink to the sounds of DJ Neville C. this evening, who will be spinning reggae, Latin, Afropop and more. Get more info here.

Thursday, Jan. 10, 8 p.m. to 10 p.m.
Welcome to Malmaison!

Malmaison, 3401 Water St., NW

DC's latest pop-up art space is ready to pop off this evening with French music, food and beverages. Oo la la, indeed. Tickets are $10.

Deal Nearby: Wisey's